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Sunday, March 05, 2006

A Whale of a Good Time!


Dear Ron and other friends in Australia, Montana, Hawaii, Ohio, and across the Internet...
We have been scratching our "skulls" long and hard over the last mystery. We think it is time for a different type of mystery. While not scientific, these may cause some critical thinking:^)
We are posting some of our favorite whale jokes. But here's the rub...
Anyone who answers a joke, must reply with a new whale or sea life joke. I'll begin...
"Where do whales sleep?" ______________
Remember to answer a joke, you must supply a new one to keep the "wave" of fun rolling!
Mrs. Newton and her 1st Graders

posted by Mrs. Newton @ 3/05/2006   12 comments

12 Comments:

At March 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing they sleep up against the kelp BED.....

Here's one for you: Where do whales go to check their weight?

 
At March 06, 2006, Blogger Mrs. Newton said...

I was thinking about whales sleeping in a "water bed." But I like you answer, up against a kelp bed," better. Hope someone knows about where whales go to check their weight!

 
At March 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess is that they go to the fish scales.

Here is my joke:

What is a whale's favorite movie?

 
At March 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I don't want to take the chance of others answering Mr Newton's joke, but I like his fish scales even though I was thinking that whales get weighed at the Whaleway Station.......

 
At March 08, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mr.Newton,
We know that joke's answer. he
answer is Flukes of Hazzard.
You tried to trick us.
You can't trick us. We are better.

Here's my joke...
Which ice cream do whales like best? (You can't guess!) from Dawson

Here' my joke...
Where do whales like to visit?
From Trent

 
At March 16, 2006, Blogger Mrs. Newton said...

I guess I will "fin"ally answer the two of you.
Which ice cream, do whales like best? - "fin"illa
Where do whales go? - to "Fin"land

I have a new one for you...
Why did the fish cross the ocean?

 
At March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To get to the other tide.

New joke...
What time is it when a whale sits on a chair?
Dustin and Katlyn

 
At March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to fix the chair.

New Joke...
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Trent and Dawson

 
At March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"wave"y hair

New joke...
How do fish get to school?
chris


By octo"bus"

New Joke...
Where does seaweed look for a job?
Shelby

 
At March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the "kelp wanted" ads.

New joke...
What do fish sing to each other?
Noah

"Salmon
enchanted evening.

Why was the whale so sad?
Taylor

 
At March 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a "blue" whale?

New Joke...
What kind of sea creature only swims at night?
Katlyn

 
At March 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an easy one. It's a starfish.

What is a whale's favorite tv show?

 

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